Monday, July 23, 2018

Florida Man Bites His Brother’s Penis Off After He Walks In On His Brother Having Sex With His Cousin On His Favorite Dragon Ball Z Blanket

In a bizarre event that could have only happened in Florida, a man has bitten his brother’s penis off after he found him having sex with his cousin on his favorite Dragon Ball Z blanket. It’s still unknown what pissed him off: the incest or the fact that they did it on his favorite blanket, or maybe both. We don’t know for sure, and we might never know. What we do know is that what he did was extreme.
He was arrested yesterday, and said that “he regrets nothing” and “this way it will never ever happen again”, and he’s kind of right about that.
Her cousin could only describe him as “savage”, and she hopes he rots in prison.
His brother was hospitalized with several injuries and he might never use his dick again, because it was completely destroyed. Doctors are doing everything they can to re-construct it.

58 comments:

  1. Don't fuck on another man's DBZ blankie.

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    1. I know rite lmao hes half the man he use to be

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    2. His name was bubba now they just call him Barbara

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    3. I wanna see the police report because theres no way this is real

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  2. This is crazy but does he have to bite off his penis.? Wow!
    Did he bite everything off or just the tip?

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    1. Don't you know by now, that when a gun says 'Just the tip', he never means it

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    2. Why are waitresses bad to fuck? They only want the tip.

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  3. Are those supposed to be antennas on his head? Does he pick up reception? Does he hear voices?😂🤣😂😖

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    1. I think they are supposed to be horns. Once he gets to prison, he can have his bunkmate tattoo them on his forehead.

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  4. So was the penis wet from cuz juice before he put it in his mouth to bite?
    Was hard or soft?
    Did he get on his knees before biting?
    So many questions....

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    1. I was thinking the same thing... Cuz juice in his mouth, what if the brother came now you have that in your mouth. How did you even get it in your mouth

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  5. Unfortunately not at all true.

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    1. What r u talking about, how do u know that?

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    2. Yes, you are correct. This is made-up 'news'. It's worrisome how many people believe & are commenting without bothering to do a little research to see if there are any MAINSTREAM news accounts of this.

      Well, there aren't any because it didn't happen. Google: 'Florida man bites off' and brother is the next word that pops up. And in that search you'll only see meme related sites. No real news feeds. The CNN title is NOT ABOUT CNN, they just put it in the title to draw clicks (look a the URL below the title)

      Please don't believe & spread every weird story you read without first making sure it's true*. Do a Google/Bing/Snopes search to see.

      * Crazy made-up stories are tearing the fabric of our politics, and way of life, apart. Be the solution to the problem. Meme responsibly! =)

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  7. Fucking around with a cousin coming inside her many times b4 he was caught is he an arab.?

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  8. Why did he put his brothers sick in his mouth? Why did his brother let him?

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  9. use his penis again is more intelligent wording ya think?

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  10. use his penis again is more intelligent wording ya think?
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  11. Well, at least Lorena Bobbitt used a KNIFE. (Both acts were extreme, but biting the thing off, even MORE extreme ! YIKES) !

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  12. What did it taste like? i wanna try it.

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  13. What if it he did it because the cuz was sleeping with him too and he wanted her to himself. On top of the whole dbz blanket. I'd be pissed to if it was on certain characters

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  14. so he was mad they did it on his favorite blankie and because he was screwing his own cousin... well what does he think hes doing by putting his brothers penis in his mouth ???

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  15. Trying to figure out how dude got his penis within biting distance....???

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  16. I bet, he bit off more then he could chew!!! lol

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  17. So the first thing that came into his head was to bite his penis off?? I will bet anything his head was down there anyway and he got jealous that the "cousin" was getting more attention. These inbred types can be very unpredictable. Surprised the man didn't bleed to death. Most inbred people are hemophiliacs.

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  18. Y'all are goofy as fuck 😬
    This shit ain't real!

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  19. OMG!!!!.. I'm usually never at a loss for words, but this???... Wow!! Way too many questions on this one, but the most nagging one is simply, why???
    What the fuck is wired wrong in your head, for your first reaction to this situation to be " I'm gonna bite his dick off, that'll teach him"?

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  20. My question is how did he get that close to this man's penis to bite it off lol

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  21. How much did he chew off? Question we all want to know.

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  22. Why do y'all believe this story?

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  23. So he ran 8n, kicked them off his bpank then took the time to grab his brother and bite his penis off.. seems legit.

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