In a bizarre event that could have only happened in Florida, a man has bitten his brother’s penis off after he found him having sex with his cousin on his favorite Dragon Ball Z blanket. It’s still unknown what pissed him off: the incest or the fact that they did it on his favorite blanket, or maybe both. We don’t know for sure, and we might never know. What we do know is that what he did was extreme.
He was arrested yesterday, and said that “he regrets nothing” and “this way it will never ever happen again”, and he’s kind of right about that.
He was arrested yesterday, and said that “he regrets nothing” and “this way it will never ever happen again”, and he’s kind of right about that.
Her cousin could only describe him as “savage”, and she hopes he rots in prison.
His brother was hospitalized with several injuries and he might never use his dick again, because it was completely destroyed. Doctors are doing everything they can to re-construct it.
Don't fuck on another man's DBZ blankie.
ReplyDeleteI know rite lmao hes half the man he use to be
DeleteThis is crazy but does he have to bite off his penis.? Wow!
ReplyDeleteDid he bite everything off or just the tip?
Don't you know by now, that when a gun says 'Just the tip', he never means it
DeleteWhy are waitresses bad to fuck? They only want the tip.
DeleteImportant info to have.
DeleteAre those supposed to be antennas on his head? Does he pick up reception? Does he hear voices?😂🤣😂😖
ReplyDeleteHe thinks he's nemekian.
DeleteI think they are supposed to be horns. Once he gets to prison, he can have his bunkmate tattoo them on his forehead.
DeleteSo was the penis wet from cuz juice before he put it in his mouth to bite?
ReplyDeleteWas hard or soft?
Did he get on his knees before biting?
So many questions....
I was thinking the same thing... Cuz juice in his mouth, what if the brother came now you have that in your mouth. How did you even get it in your mouth
DeleteUnfortunately not at all true.
ReplyDeleteWhat r u talking about, how do u know that?
DeleteShe's the cousin
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ReplyDeleteFucking around with a cousin coming inside her many times b4 he was caught is he an arab.?
ReplyDeleteDoes he Look arab?
ReplyDeleteWhy did he put his brothers sick in his mouth? Why did his brother let him?
ReplyDeleteWhat's the cousin look like
ReplyDeleteso fAkE
ReplyDeleteHahaha you guys are hilarious
ReplyDeleteuse his penis again is more intelligent wording ya think?
ReplyDeleteuse his penis again is more intelligent wording ya think?
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Da fuk
DeleteWell, at least Lorena Bobbitt used a KNIFE. (Both acts were extreme, but biting the thing off, even MORE extreme ! YIKES) !
ReplyDeleteOMG! Another sanitarium escapee!
ReplyDeleteWhat did it taste like? i wanna try it.
ReplyDeleteyour fucking nasty foreal your a fucking nasty ass coward bastard
DeleteWhat if it he did it because the cuz was sleeping with him too and he wanted her to himself. On top of the whole dbz blanket. I'd be pissed to if it was on certain characters
ReplyDeleteLike piccolo or Mr popo?
Deleteso he was mad they did it on his favorite blankie and because he was screwing his own cousin... well what does he think hes doing by putting his brothers penis in his mouth ???
ReplyDeleteTrying to figure out how dude got his penis within biting distance....???
ReplyDeleteI bet, he bit off more then he could chew!!! lol
ReplyDeleteMy favorite Martian
ReplyDeleteSo the first thing that came into his head was to bite his penis off?? I will bet anything his head was down there anyway and he got jealous that the "cousin" was getting more attention. These inbred types can be very unpredictable. Surprised the man didn't bleed to death. Most inbred people are hemophiliacs.
ReplyDeleteY'all are goofy as fuck 😬
ReplyDeleteThis shit ain't real!
OMG!!!!.. I'm usually never at a loss for words, but this???... Wow!! Way too many questions on this one, but the most nagging one is simply, why???
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck is wired wrong in your head, for your first reaction to this situation to be " I'm gonna bite his dick off, that'll teach him"?
This story has to be fiction.
ReplyDeleteMy question is how did he get that close to this man's penis to bite it off lol
ReplyDeleteHow much did he chew off? Question we all want to know.
ReplyDeleteWhy do y'all believe this story?
ReplyDeleteFucked up stuff lol
ReplyDeleteSo he ran 8n, kicked them off his bpank then took the time to grab his brother and bite his penis off.. seems legit.
ReplyDeleteUgh.. typos sorry
DeleteWhat a dick!
ReplyDeleteAll the time they're unselfconsciously flirting with each other dropping lots of hints and innuendo, and you're encouraging them with your comments, smiles and body language. best hookup sites
ReplyDeleteI feel bad for that blanket. I would be pissed of, the dragon ball z blanket doesn't deserve that 😤
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